Predicting the 95th Academy Awards - Every Category!

The time has come - Oscar season! Where the "best" in movies come to duke it out to win a little statue of a naked gold man. While pitting wildly different artistic expressions against each other like a sporting event is inherently ridiculous, it's always fun to bet on the winners, and discover new movies based on the nominations! So if you want some predictions from a freak who has seen every nominated film, look no further!

BEST PICTURE

All Quiet on the Western Front

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Banshees of Inisherin

Elvis

Everything Everywhere All at Once

The Fabelmans

TAR

Top Gun: Maverick

Triangle of Sadness

Women Talking

I Predict: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Kung fu-multiverse-family dramedy-mind bender Everything Everywhere All at Once is the juggernaut to beat this year. While the BAFTA Award (the British equivalent to the Academy Awards) went to the German WWI epic All Quiet on the Western Front, Everything Everywhere took the top prize at the Critics' Choice Awards, the Directors Guild, the Producers Guild and the Screen Actors Guild. With the most amount of nominations and precursor wins, I can't conceive of any other film taking it down!

Top Ten 2023 Oscar Snubs

They can't all be winners - but sometimes not getting a nomination can feel almost like a personal insult! Here are what I consider the biggest, most upsetting snubs at this year's Oscars.

10. The Northman snubbed in all categories, including Production Design

I don't know what happened, but Robert Eggers' excellent Viking epic The Northman came and went earlier this year, unable to drum up any support this awards season. This Shakespearean tale of revenge brought the brutal Nordic world of the late 800s to life with some amazingly-crafted sets and costumes, and I was hoping to see it at least sneak in MAYBE this one category. Unfortunately, this movie will have to find its audience some other way!